I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT 

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if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH

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everydayimwholockin:

when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:

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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing 

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dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

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